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Matrix Tension

HCI Class

Student: “Maam… I have one question regarding 1st Phase of our HCI Project. Can I ask?”

Maam: “Yes, sure. Why not?”

Student: “Maam, what is the difference between Traceability Matrix, Usability Matrix, and Feasibility Matrix?”

Maam: “Look, the difference is very simple. In traceability matrix we do traceability engineering. In usability matrix we do usability engineering and in feasibility matrix we do feasibility engineering.”

Student (Thinking): “WTF!”
Student: “Ahaan! Maam, another question… What is engineering?”

Maam: “Hmm. In short, Engineering is all about Traceability, Usability, and Feasibility of Matrices.”

Student (Thinking): “FML!”
Student: “And what is Traceability?”

Maam: “Traceability is a kind of engineering, in matrix form, that we usually do in our 1st Phase.”

Student (Thinking): *CENSORED*

PIT Class

Student: “Sir, I have a very professional issue and it’s really related to IT… Can I ask?”

Sir: “Be strong, haha. Yes you can ask”

Student (Thinking): “What does he want?”
Student: “Sir, what is the difference between Traceability Matrix, Usability Matrix, and Feasibility Matrix from PIT point of view?”

Sir (Thinking): “Oh God! What I’ve done to deserve this? Why … Why!!!”
Sir: “Well, when we talk about matrix and specially engineering then we can’t just ignore patent and copyright. According to Parliament act of 1890…”

Student: “Shit! Why did I ask?”

After continuously listening to the garbage being spewed out by various zombie-fied IT professionals, who’ve spent more time on MS-Word than any compiler, the student went to some teacher and ask the same question. He replied, “Tera bhai tao 5 minute mai saray ‘ability’ matrix bana leta tha. Khair chhor …” He changed the topic.

Innocent Student to himself: “Yaar hamari parhai itni mushkil kiu hai.”
Teacher to Director: “Sir, we found new “ability” – Ergonoability, Can we include this in our course?”

Director: “Sure, include whatever you said “ability” Matrix too”

This article is based on fiction. lol

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  1. October 24, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    haha … very funny … nicely written … much needed

    • Muhammad Usama
      October 24, 2010 at 8:54 PM

      thaankx 😀

  2. October 24, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    Truth right from the heart… 🙂

  3. tasmay
    October 24, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    Hahaha!! Amazing 😀

  4. October 24, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    nice 😀

    LOL @ “Tera bhai tao 5 minute mai saray ‘ability’ matrix bana leta tha. Khair chhor”

  5. Aneel
    October 24, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    lol!

  6. October 24, 2010 at 11:28 PM

    God for me,
    are any of these electives? =P

  7. Saad Zaman
    October 25, 2010 at 12:30 AM

    gr8 one… Awesome,,!!

  8. Adil Bawany
    October 25, 2010 at 12:54 AM

    nicely written.

    Sir: “Be strong, haha. Yes you can ask”

    loved the HAHA (ZN style) part.

    • Muhammad Usama
      October 25, 2010 at 6:06 PM

      haan, when he laugh mtlb meri gandi wali hat jaati hai 😀 😀

  9. Arifa
    October 25, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    10/10 😀
    This was sooo hilarious. 😀 I was laughing out loud literally 😛

    • Muhammad Usama
      October 25, 2010 at 9:25 PM

      thaaankuuuuuu 😀

  10. Irtaza Rasheed
    October 30, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    nice work JB n TERA BHAI wala to aala (Y)

  11. Salma
    October 30, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Hahahaha! This is amazing 😀 You have captured the class discussions in your words very well 😛

  12. Yasir Safeer
    October 30, 2010 at 10:44 PM

    (Y), very well depicted! 🙂

  13. October 31, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    LOL .. maza aagaya parh k 😛

  14. Tabish
    October 31, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    ala !!!!

  15. fatima farrukh
    November 12, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    haha 😀 NIce :D:)

  16. Mehwish Kanwal
    November 12, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    LOL =D Nice piece (Y)

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